Mats Strandberg

En kavalkad:

Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF.
ALF: All right, but on my planet, that's considered very rude. People think you're hiding something.

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ALF: I don't want to be an orphan. I saw "Annie." Orphans have to eat gruel and tap dance with mops.

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ALF: I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want.
Lynne: And you lose weight that way?
ALF: YOU DO?

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Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.

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ALF: I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jack: Like what?
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.